
David received a parrot for
his birthday. The parrot was fully grown with a bad attitude and worse
vocabulary. Every other word was an obscenity. Those that weren't
expletives, were to say the least, rude. David tried hard to change the
bird's attitude and was constantly saying polite words, playing soft
music, anything he could think of. Nothing worked. He yelled at the bird
and the bird yelled back. He shocked the bird and the bird just got more
angry and more rude. Finally, in a moment of desperation, David put the
bird in the freezer, just for a few moments. He heard the bird squawk
and kick and scream-then suddenly, there was quiet.
David was frightened that he might have hurt the bird and quickly opened
the freezer door. The parrot calmly stepped out and said "I believe I
may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'll endeavor
at once to correct my behavior. I really am truly sorry and beg your
forgiveness." David was astonished at the bird's change in attitude and
was about to ask what had made such a dramatic change when the parrot
continued, "May I ask what did the chicken do?"
